I freakin' hate my body proportions!

Before you think, "Lori's so dumb, how can she hate her body?", stop and shut up, thanks.
Being skinny & tall is a complex situation to be in! K? K!


Anyway, here's why I hate my body proportions. I'm tall. Too tall, actually. Here's why being too tall sucks. It's really hard to find good jeans that are long enough. Jeans always shrink and end up too short. Pac Sun's super bright skinny jeans are only made in regulars, not longs. I want those jeans, damnit.

I've got huge hips. Since I have such big hips, I can't find jeans that fit me perfectly, or at least really good. Why? Because my hips are disproportional to the length and slimness of my legs. So I have to buy a size that fits my hips, not my legs. Otherwise, how am I going to button them? So my jeans are always too loose, and not as fitted as I'd like.

I'm too skinny and tall for jackets/hoodies. It's impossible to find a jacket that has long enough arms. If the arms are long enough, the torso isn't. Then the jacket fits my arms, but not my torso, so it's too short for my body. If the sleeves are too short, the torso's just right. It sucks. Seriously. Then my arms are super skinny, and I want my jackets' sleeves to fit my arms and not be baggy. So I have to buy a small, which makes the torso too short. But if I buy a medium to have the torso long enough, then the sleeves are loose and baggy and ew! No.

And I have no chest or ass. Enough said. I hate that. As stated before, I have to buy jeans fitted for my hips, not my legs or anything. So then it's baggy and sags in my butt. Because I have no butt to fill out my jeans. I'm over my body. It's so disproportional.


Damnit!